This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
