So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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