Where is the hickey?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Couch. On fire.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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