I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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