Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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