Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Pappa wants mamma naked
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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