Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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