Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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