Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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