Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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