8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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