I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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