8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Randomize
