I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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