he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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