week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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