Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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