I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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