That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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