these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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