So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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