I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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