I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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