wake up i wanna do it froggy style
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
