im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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