we're blogging at a bar
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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