don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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