end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
one two three fourrrrnication!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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