don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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