bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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