how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
