I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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