Buhtt sex?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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