grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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