yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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