You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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