did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
