I want to make a zoo with you.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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