I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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