oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm really busy with my period
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