last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just pee around me
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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