ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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