I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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