super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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