i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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