Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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