i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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