Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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