Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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