he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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