Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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