Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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