Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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