talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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