You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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