No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she woke up with a sticky ear
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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